Happy Cheese Day, Everyone!
Every year, one holiday comes along that trumps all others. On this day, you
understand the meaning of your life, and you cherish time spent with your loved
ones in front of a raging fire, speaking of the times you’ve spent together on
this holiday in years past. And all is right in the world.
I speak, of course, of Cheese Day! What’s that, you say? You’ve never heard of
Cheese Day? For shame, good sir and/or madame! For Cheese Day is the best day
there e’er was.
Okay, so I’m joking. I also ha