What Can You Get For Less than $5?

The battle for our bucks out there is never ending. If you’re like me, it can feel like everything you want to buy comes with a lot of digits at the register. But, if you look a little deeper, you can find some steals.

Like the title suggests, here are some top picks for what you can get for less than $5. And what’s $5? It’s a blue piece of paper with some little kids playing hockey on the back of it. Trade that for some random fun stuff

Top 5 Buys Under $5


Fake Facebook Girlfriend

This exists! Get two weeks of wall posts from ‘your girlfriend’. She totally lives out of town, but what a babe! Impress your friends (and enemies), and maybe get your mom off your back about meeting her friend’s daughter.


Get Drawn as a Simpsons Character

D’oh! It’s time to get Springfield-ified. Spend that $5 for a new profile pic, or as a quick way to find out what you’d look like under the fluorescent lights of the Kwik E Mart.

Kung Fu Lesson

If you’re ready to pull some totally sweet moves, click that link. If you don’t… well, I’d watch out. Because I think a lot of people will be cashing in for a $5 lesson. Stay safe, learn Kung Fu.

Call anyone as Christopher Walken

I, uh, think this is a great, great i-de-yah. (My spoken Walken impression is even worse than my written one!). If only I could dance like him.

Get a fake tattoo

Thinking about getting a tattoo? Take a test drive with a temporary one before you do the full plunge into permanent ink. (This is actually a great idea, and could save you a LOT more than money, people with barbed wire on their bicep).

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Best Buy Under $4:

### $200 Mini Money for two week!

When you need some quick cash, Mini Money is about the same price as two cheeseburgers from McDonalds. Get your short term cash quickly, safely, and easily, and only pay $3.66.


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Treat it like a personal line of credit, and save the extra cash for what you really need — like a kung fu lesson, to defend the honour of your fake girlfriend’s neck tattoo. Simple.

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